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- Previously on Warehouse 13...
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- We finally get him back,
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And now he's farther away than ever.
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- Maybe he'll never be okay.
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- Leena's list?
- Yes.
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Somebody has to keep doing it.
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- Get out of there before the thief sees you.
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[tires squeal]
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- How were you gonna save Claudia
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By jumping in front of a moving car?
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- No one else is dying on my watch!
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- I'm really worried about him.
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When you asked me to keep an eye on Artie,
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You said it was to help him.
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- Trust us.
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[spritzing water]
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- Please live.
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I know I'm not her, okay?
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I'm not.
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Just try not to die.
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Okay, you know what?
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Go ahead. Wilt.
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See if I care.
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- Artie?
- Yep.
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Did you ever hear of knocking?
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[raps on glass pane]
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Come in.
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- Thank you. You rang?
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- Two jockeys, they both fell into comas
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Right after winning their races
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At watford racecourse.
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It's right outside of london.
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Both jockeys were in perfect health,
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And they were both riding extreme long shot horses.
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Their bodies, they were both drained--
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Completely drained-- of adrenaline.
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- Well, obviously, somebody's found a way
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To win it big on the long shots.
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- Except that no one bet big on either horse,
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So go talk to the owners, ask questions, solve it.
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- You're not coming?
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- No.
- To england?
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It's the home of the scone.
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- And clotted cream.
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- Mrs. Frederic wants to talk to me
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About some regent issue,
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And bring me back a tin of digestives.
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- Regent issue? What?
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Like what?
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- [sighs]
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All right, here's the dirt.
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I'm not gonna tell you!
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So, go, ta-ta, good-bye, cheerio, so long, be gone.
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- I don't like it. Something's up.
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- Oh, I'm sure everything's fine.
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- I know where he is.
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And I think I know how to get to him.
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[Hawaiian music]
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- Pete, this bishop novel that we got sucked into
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Actually belongs in the...
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- [feigns snoring]
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- That's very mature.
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You know, we're supposed to be reshelving inventory.
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- I am, okay?
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King kamehameha's hawaiian lei
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Transports you to a tropical paradise,
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So I'm bonding with it
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To figure out where to shelve it.
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- Pete!
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Why the hell are you playing with that?
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- Jeez, Artie, I'm sorry.
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Just trying to get some r&r.
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It's been a rough year.
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- Yes, that it has.
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How about a weekend in vegas?
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- [laughs]
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Now you're talking.
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Vegas, baby!
- Wait for it.
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- While you're there, maybe you'd do me a favor
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And look into something fun
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That just happened on a golf course.
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- Fore!
[thud]
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Aah! Aah!
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[dramatic music]
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[overlapping chatter]
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- Okay, so apparently our victim was dead
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Before he landed.
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- From what?
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- Hypoxia, cerebral edema, and a pulmonary edema.
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They're all consistent with altitude exposure.
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- So, what? Did he fall out of a plane?
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- No. Air traffic control said there were no flights nearby,
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And the guy who found him said he was glowing orange.
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- Glowing orange?
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Was there anything on him?
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Luke rose from new mexico.
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Looks like he was staying
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At the maximus hotel and casino.
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Nothing artifact-y.
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- Maybe the artifact is at the hotel.
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We should get to his room before the maid does.
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- That jockey was on top form.
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Just had his physical last week.
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- Was he taking any medications?
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Any sort of hormone therapy, maybe?
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- No. No, no, no, no.
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I have my riders tested for everything.
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He was quite clean.
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- This probably would have been
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The biggest win of his life.
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- No doubt.
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Trudie stein was 20 to 1.
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Gonna be her last race.
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- That is quite the win.
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- Oh, every win's nice.
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Purse size stays the same, no matter the odds.
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- Sure, but I bet she's worth a few more farthings now,
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Say, if you wanted to sell her?
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- Are you making an implication?
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- Are you dodging a question?
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- I grew up in this sport, young lady.
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I would never steal a race nor injure a jockey.
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- Right-o. Good enough for me.
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- There she is. Trudie stein.
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[horse snorts]
- Whoa!
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- Did you not know there were horses here?
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- I'm sorry, I'm, uh--
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I'm more comfortable with animals that fit in my house.
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- [laughs]
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- Take her out, ricky. She needs a run.
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Look around all you want. I have nothing to hide.
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- He wasn't lying.
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- Yeah.
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Let's call Artie,
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See if he's got anything on what this might be.
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- Well, I'm sure that he would call us if he had.
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- Yeah, but he's been so scattered lately.
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Can't hurt to check.
- Why do you want to bother?
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- Oh, come on.
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Mrs. Frederic stops by with a "regent issue,"
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And you're not just a little curious?
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- No. No, I'm not.
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- You know something, don't you?
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- I know that we need to talk
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To the owner of the second horse.
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Now, we should check the papers on these horses
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And see if they were ever owned by the same person.
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I mean, if there's any way to do that.
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- If? Seriously, who are you talking to?
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And I know what you did there, by the way.
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Very tricksy of you.
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[laughs]
New nickname.
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- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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[horse neighs]
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[elvis presley's viva las vegas plays]
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- So, this would be luke's room.
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Oh, my god.
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- [groans]
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I hope that's a snickers.
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- Well, we gotta wake 'em up.
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[air horn blows]
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[all gasp]
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- [exhales]
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- Look, we are very sorry about your friend,
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But we need to know everything
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That you can remember about last night.
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- Yeah, anywhere you went,
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Anything weird you might have touched.
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- Did we go out last night?
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- Dude, we went to this place where this--
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Uh, I mean, they were...
- Strippers?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- After the tequila fountain at the pool,
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It's all kind of fuzzy.
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- I remember that feeling.
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I was fuzzy for about 12 years.
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- Okay, boys, can you empty your pockets, please?
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- All righty, all righty.
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There you go, myks.
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Why don't you, uh, take the sanagustin steak house?
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I'll take the, uh, luxy lounge
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And then whatever this other place is.
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- This other place?
- Yeah.
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Uh, what is it? I don't even know.
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- "girls girls girls"? This place?
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- Fine, okay.
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I'll take the luxy lounge,
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And we'll do girls girls girls together.
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It'll be a lot of fun.
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Thanks, dudes.
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- Oh, yeah. I remember them.
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Totally out of control, especially that one.
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Annoyed everybody in my section and no tip.
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- Did you notice anything unusual about them?
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- Only that they remained conscious.
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They were downing irish car bombs like water.
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I don't know how they stood upright.
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And lousy tippers.
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- So, nothing, you know, freaky or weird then?
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- No, we often get young men like that.
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Too much time at the tequila fountain.
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I tried to keep them in the hotel,
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But he was dead set on going to a strip club.
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- Was this one with them?
- You bet.
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He was the big tipper.
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He kept talking about how he floated.
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"I was floatin' like a bird."
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Hmm. I figured he was high.
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- Did you ever actually see him float?
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- Mmm, trust me.
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Nothing about that kid was going up,
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If you know what I mean.
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He was hammered.
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[door opens]
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Oh, sorry. I'm up.
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- That guy's talking about floating
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And then he dies in the clouds.
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- The first time he mentioned it was here,
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So maybe it's something at the club.
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- [exhales]
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All right, well, I suppose if I have to,
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I could stick around here for a couple days.
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You know, get to know the girls,
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See if an artifact pops up.
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Or we could do an artifact search together
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In about 20 minutes.
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Either way.
- Yeah.
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[overlapping chatter]
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- I wish I had known earlier.
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I would have brought more money.
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[chip clinks]
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Oh, my god. Judi, look.
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[laughs]
$100.
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- Is that--? What?
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[poker chips clinking]
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[overlapping chatter]
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[laughter]
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- Hey. What's that?
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[all scream]
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[overlapping chatter]
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- Okay, so, 48 years old,
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Single, a compulsive gambler
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Who just hit it big at the blackjack table.
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- And probably not last seen floating around a strip club.
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- Her fingertips had frostbite,
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Her lips were blue,
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And witnesses saw her glowing orange.
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- Just like luke.
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But how does a teacher from the midwest
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Cross paths with our bachelor crew?
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- Maybe at the maximus hotel and casino?
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- Now, I'm gonna take the-- what is this?
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This is a complete--aah.
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- Hello, arthur.
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This is abigail chow.
- Hi.
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- Yeah. I'm just reorganizing here.
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What, are we having an open house?
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- Ms. Chow is the new owner of the bed and breakfast.
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- New owner?
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How did--was--was she--?
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- She has been briefed by the regents,
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And there has been a request made
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That you show her around.
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- Around?
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00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:54,289
Around the Warehouse?
269
00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:56,378
- Well, just enough to get her feet wet.
270
00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:58,293
No need to frighten her off.
271
00:09:58,423 --> 00:10:00,251
- I don't frighten easily.
272
00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:02,471
Arthur, is it?
- Artie.
273
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:03,603
- So nice to meet you.
274
00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:06,301
Mrs. Frederic has told me so much about--
275
00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:07,737
- Yeah.
276
00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:08,999
You'll grow to hate that.
277
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:14,962
- So, she was a big blackjack player?
278
00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:16,703
- Yes, yes, the schoolteacher.
279
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,400
She was only supposed to stay here for two nights,
280
00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:19,619
But I kept her here for five.
281
00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,055
- What do you mean you "kept her"?
282
00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:22,796
- Well, that's what I do.
283
00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,536
I keep high rollers in the hotel.
284
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,147
The longer they stay, the more they spend.
285
00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:27,496
- And how do you do that?
286
00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:31,892
- Room upgrades, lounge passes, val preston tickets,
287
00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:33,894
Meal vouchers--
- Val who tickets?
288
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:38,202
- Val preston, the hottest act on the strip.
289
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,377
So, val preston's a magician.
290
00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:40,596
- You're kidding.
291
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:43,207
The top magician in vegas.
292
00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:46,254
Devil's chamber, sands of the nile, asrah levitation.
293
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:48,299
- Levitation.
294
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,954
- Is there any chance you also gave tickets
295
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:51,215
To those boys from the stag party last night?
296
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:56,481
- Of course.
- Is preston on tonight?
297
00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:59,963
- I imagine he just turned a volunteer
298
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,399
Into a flock of doves.
299
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:04,185
- A paranormal precedent...
- Right this way.
300
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:05,099
Step right up there. Best seats in the house.
301
00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:07,841
Best seats in the house. Enjoy.
302
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:10,017
- And slide it underneath.
303
00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:12,193
And upon my command,
304
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:16,197
You will be able to lift her into the air.
305
00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:19,200
Rise!
306
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,158
[cheers and applause]
307
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:25,162
- Houston, we have liftoff.
308
00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:30,254
[cheers and applause]
309
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:34,389
- [playing call to the post]
310
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,652
- Sensibility breaks through,
311
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,828
Followed by horizon on the outside.
312
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:41,091
Morning dew is third...
- Come on!
313
00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:43,267
- Followed by sunrise.
314
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:47,010
- So, sir henry baker from swindon owns trudie stein
315
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,925
And still owns horse number two.
316
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,579
He also owns this shmancy club
317
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,189
And is the biggest racehorse broker in london.
318
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,582
- You didn't even have to call Artie.
319
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,192
- Reminding me, what do you know
320
00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:56,716
About this whole regent issue?
321
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,282
- Oh, god, dog with a bone. Nothing.
322
00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,631
- When has it ever worked out well for you
323
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,156
To keep a secret from me?
- [exhales]
324
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,160
- I'm not gonna like this, am I?
325
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:08,075
- I was approached by adwin kosan to keep
326
00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:10,860
An eye on Artie, and--
- What?
327
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,079
What, they don't trust him after--
328
00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,602
- And I told them the truth,
329
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,952
That he'd been acting erratic.
330
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,040
- You ratted on him?
331
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:18,302
- I'm worried about him.
- Well, so am I.
332
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,652
I didn't go squealing to Warehouse brass about it.
333
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:22,611
- Look, one thing I learned at the atf,
334
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:23,699
If an agent is not in control,
335
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,222
He doesn't belong in the field.
336
00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:27,050
- Artie is in control, he just--
337
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:28,269
- Jumped in front of a moving car
338
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:29,270
With you in the trunk.
339
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:30,837
You both could've been killed.
340
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,144
Claude, I won't apologize for doing what is right
341
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,016
And what I was asked to do by my boss.
342
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,281
- We are so not done talking about this.
343
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,674
- And where do you think you're going?
344
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,154
- The stallion club.
- No, no.
345
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,242
Not dressed like that you're not.
346
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:47,897
I would suggest you contact your fairy godmother
347
00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,203
And have her turn you into a princess.
348
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:52,162
- The closest thing I have to a fairy godmother,
349
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:54,643
Besides you, is my boss's credit card.
350
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,340
[British accent]
Beg pardon, sir henry baker?
351
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,081
- That's right, love.
352
00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,430
- We're with the royal racing commission.
353
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:01,084
We just have a few qu--
- Rubbish.
354
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,738
I know everyone on the commission,
355
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,131
And none of them would be seen dead
356
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:05,262
Wearing that hat.
357
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:07,830
[laughter]
358
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:08,831
- [drops accent] okay.
359
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,137
We're government agents
360
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:11,878
Investigating your involvement with the two horses
361
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:13,836
Whose jockeys fell into a coma this week.
362
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,359
Attempted murder-type thing.
363
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,057
[all murmuring]
364
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,754
[woman clears throat]
365
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,060
Now I'm gonna need to see the records for every horse
366
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:20,234
You've bought or sold in the last year.
367
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,280
- I keep extensive records
368
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,195
On all the horses at this track,
369
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:28,372
But pushy americans waving badges are not going to--
370
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,331
[audience ohs]
371
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:33,595
- The jockey riding silver princess
372
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,162
Seems to have fallen from the horse.
373
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:36,163
He seems to be unconscious.
374
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:37,686
- It's happening again.
375
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,167
- Emergency personnel are rushing to the track.
376
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:43,126
- Well, there you have it.
377
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,606
Silver princess--
378
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:48,523
I've neither owned nor bid on that horse in my life.
379
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:52,005
- [laughs] sir henry, ah.
380
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:54,094
I'm terribly ashamed.
381
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:55,617
Could you possibly forgive me?
382
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,271
You're obviously beyond reproach.
383
00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:58,838
- Of course I am.
384
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:02,406
- If you'd let me take just a peek at your research,
385
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:05,235
I'd be happy to return it to you at my hotel.
386
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:08,195
Room 416 at the cathcart towers.
387
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:11,154
- Well, I don't think I'll miss it
388
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,199
For a few hours.
389
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:15,289
Shall we say 10:00 tonight?
390
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,291
- Make it 9:45.
391
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:19,380
- Hmm.
392
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,382
- [exhales] I wouldn't want to be
393
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,906
Whoever's in room 416 at the cathcart towers hotel.
394
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,647
- Neither would I.
395
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:28,041
Thanks, jeeves.
[pats bottom]
396
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,872
- So Mrs. Frederic tells me that you've been working here
397
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,090
For quite a while now.
398
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:35,875
How long has it been?
- Around 400 years.
399
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:37,964
- Really? Well, you look good.
400
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,617
You must have built up quite a pension by now.
401
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,010
- Yeah, artifacts are shelved
402
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,794
According to specific properties
403
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,274
That they've got.
404
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:45,885
- Is this julia child's apron?
405
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,234
- It's not to be touchedñ
406
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:49,627
They're never to be touched without proper protection.
407
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,194
It's not a curio shop, ms. Chow.
408
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:52,761
- The original ginsu knife?
- Yeah.
409
00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:55,198
- Is that an artifact because it can cut through aluminum cans?
410
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,330
- These are very dangerous--
411
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:57,984
What did the regents tell you exactly?
412
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,116
- Are we allowed to check things out, like a library?
413
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,509
- No, don't! No, no.
414
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:04,338
Ah, god. I'm sorry.
415
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:05,905
Look, it's just that this place--
416
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:08,037
People can get hurt! Okay?
417
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,083
And it takes a while for people to really grasp
418
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:12,085
Just how dangerous these things can be,
419
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:15,871
So I'm sorry.
- I apologize.
420
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,046
It must be a terrible burden
421
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:19,962
To be responsible for all of these things.
422
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,181
- Well, it can be. Yes.
423
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,661
- So, how do you deal with it?
424
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,533
- Apparently, by slapping perfect strangers.
425
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,230
[chuckles]
426
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,015
It's been a very tough year.
427
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,060
- Oh, we all have them.
428
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:34,629
- Well, in my case, it's all my fault, so--
429
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:35,630
- Look, if you ever want--
430
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,153
Never mind.
- What?
431
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:40,722
- It's just if you ever want to talk about it.
432
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,767
- Oh, well, it's a rather long story
433
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,291
With a very bad ending.
434
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:45,945
- Well, I like long stories.
435
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:50,166
- I don't know.
436
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:55,345
What exactly did you do before you bought the b&b?
437
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,652
- A lot of things. Why do you ask?
438
00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:01,961
- Oh, anything in the field of psychotherapy?
439
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,137
- Yes.
440
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,052
- You have got to be kidding me!
441
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,402
And Mrs. Frederic tells me that you are an innkeeper.
442
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:11,492
What a great joke that is! Do you know how humiliating it--
443
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:12,884
- The regents just simply felt--
- Oh, the regents!
444
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,147
The regents are a part of this!
445
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,931
Brilliant! Of course they're a part of this.
446
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,889
Otherwise, they wouldn't come up with such a stupid plan.
447
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,195
You all have nothing better to do than sit around
448
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:20,588
And discuss my mental health?
449
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:21,937
You know what you can do?
450
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:23,678
You can run back to them and tell them you failed.
451
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:25,071
Maybe they can come up with somebody to help you
452
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,551
Work through your disappointment.
453
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:30,641
See if you can psychoanalyze your way out of the stacks.
454
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,864
[cheers and applause]
455
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:36,996
- Whoo!
456
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,041
Great show! Great show! Terrific.
457
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,825
- Why are there 48 empty seats out there
458
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,566
When the hotel is passing out free tickets
459
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:43,567
Like they're halloween candy?
460
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:44,916
- Val, listen, listen, listen.
461
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,092
- What good is a promoter
462
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:48,485
Who can't get me a full house?
- Val, val, listen.
463
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:49,965
The president--well, maybe not the president, but--
464
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:51,575
- Shut up while I'm firing you!
465
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,752
- I'm thinking mr. Presto might not be so cooperative.
466
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,145
- Pete, look at this.
467
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,756
- So the levitation trick was just a harness.
468
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,845
- The desert around las vegas is littered
469
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,195
With the bodies of nosey people.
470
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,632
- Oh, yeah? We're not nosey.
471
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,025
We're secret service.
472
00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:08,114
- Secret service?
473
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,289
I know why you're here.
474
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:11,421
Do you want to see something truly magical?
475
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,989
Truly, truly magical. Come on.
476
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:14,207
[claps]
Follow me.
477
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:16,209
Here's the trick.
478
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,429
I'm making you disappear.
479
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,778
And you can shove that badge
480
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,084
Where your search warrant ought to be.
481
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,390
- Mr. Preston, we just have some questions
482
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,391
About your levitation--
- No, no, no!
483
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,001
You want to know my secrets?
484
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,003
Get an executive order. Now get--whoa!
485
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:28,221
Whoa! Oh, god!
- Oh!
486
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:33,617
- Oh, my god!
[screams]
487
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,967
Aah!
488
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:48,719
- Metro police is starting a search.
489
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,069
I told them a jet pack he was using
490
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,722
For a new trick malfunctioned.
491
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,073
- I don't think that the artifact's here.
492
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:55,509
- Hey, hey.
493
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,511
Why was val so ticked off?
494
00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:58,860
- I've been telling him,
495
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:01,950
You play the same venue for a decade, attendance drops.
496
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,560
He needs new material.
497
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,258
- They said he was the hottest act on the strip.
498
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,564
- [sighs] val's a great performer.
499
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:10,654
He's a showman, but as for the magic,
500
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,439
I guess there's no magicians left to steal from.
501
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:15,137
- Wait, so val preston steals his tricks?
502
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,444
- I found him in the luxy lounge
503
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,098
Right here at the maximus.
504
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,100
He was taping monty the magnificent
505
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,623
On his cell phone.
- Okay, wait.
506
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:25,147
I saw the poster of monty in the lobby.
507
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,062
That guy's, like, 110.
[phone beeps]
508
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,368
- And that's an old picture.
509
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:29,978
But val's panicked.
510
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,285
He's got a big outdoor promotional stunt planned,
511
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,025
But he's got nothing new.
512
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:37,594
The word is, monty actually has something new.
513
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,684
- Pete, word is right. Check this out.
514
00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:43,122
And remember that val was the one filming it.
515
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:45,254
- Monty the magnificent has developed
516
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:48,562
The ability to levitate anyone.
517
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:49,780
Uh-huh.
518
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:54,524
So, do I have any volunteers?
519
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,831
Come on.
520
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,138
Ooh.
521
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,878
You, sir. With the camera.
522
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,967
That's all right. That's all right.
523
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,273
Come on. Film away.
524
00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:06,493
Real magic has nothing to hide.
525
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:09,931
- So monty uses an artifact to levitate a volunteer,
526
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,411
And then sometime later,
527
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:12,977
The volunteer shoots up into the sky.
528
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:13,195
- We have to get to monty before his next show.
529
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,032
- [sighs]
530
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:30,081
- Abigail.
531
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,213
- That is annoying.
532
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:32,519
- It's rather unorthodox
533
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:34,695
To administer counsel without the patient.
534
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,697
- You throw a man like Artie nielson at me
535
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,177
Without so much as a warning?
536
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,526
- What would you have had me say?
537
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,181
- That he's exactly the kind of arrogant, closed off,
538
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,052
Know-it-all that drove me away from this work.
539
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,186
- And I would argue that arthur is exactly the kind of man
540
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:49,449
That should make you stay.
- Now who's analyzing?
541
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:50,624
Look, if you really want to help,
542
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:51,973
You'll tell me which of these artifacts
543
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:52,234
Will help Artie numb his pain.
544
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,716
- Dr. Chow, we do not use artifacts
545
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,283
To solve our problems.
546
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:58,719
We prevent the use of them.
547
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,068
- Yes, I know.
548
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,026
But if you want me to play in your sandbox,
549
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:05,900
I need to have access to your toys.
550
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,424
[car door closes]
551
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,602
- Hello. Monty dilman?
552
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:13,995
- No, I'm his cardiologist.
553
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,866
- Oh.
- Is he all right?
554
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,129
- He needs to stop performing. Are you family?
555
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,393
- No, we're...
556
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:21,481
- Fans.
- Fans.
557
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:22,525
- Great.
558
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:24,048
Well, try not to get him excited.
559
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:27,138
He's fragile.
560
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:31,186
- Yes, yes. Come in.
561
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:32,709
So, what hotel are you kids from?
562
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,146
- We're actually with the secret service.
563
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,018
We're just here to ask you a few questions.
564
00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:40,239
Did you recently levitate a val preston?
565
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,153
- [chuckles]
566
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:45,766
Whoo, hoo, hoo. I knew it.
567
00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:49,335
After all these years, I finally found it.
568
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:50,945
I'd only been doing it a few days,
569
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:54,165
And that bozo preston came trying to steal it.
570
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,080
Oh, I saw him skulking around the audience
571
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:57,343
With his little camera.
572
00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:59,649
He was hoping to use my trick
573
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,609
In his big bamboozala festival tonight.
574
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:03,914
- Well, it doesn't look like
575
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:06,656
He'll be bamboozaling tonight after all.
576
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,919
- Monty, if you knew mr. Preston
577
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:10,138
Was trying to steal your trick,
578
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,183
Then why use him as a volunteer?
579
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,403
- Because he'll go nuts trying to figure it out.
580
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:16,013
And you know why?
581
00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:19,190
It's not a trick.
582
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:22,803
It's real magic.
583
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:27,024
- Well, look, that's kind of why we're here, monty.
584
00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:29,679
We need you to hand over whatever it is
585
00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:31,594
You're using to levitate these people.
586
00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:36,164
- You don't hand over magic. You earn it.
587
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,775
Look, I was almost dead in this town.
588
00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:42,431
Maximus gave me a month to clear my stuff out.
589
00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:43,998
But not now.
590
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:46,783
- Because you found this thing.
591
00:21:46,914 --> 00:21:49,220
- Vegas has always known a "wow" factor
592
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:52,006
When it saw one, and boy, have I got a "wow" factor.
593
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:56,532
[clanging]
594
00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:04,105
- [clears throat] look, monty.
595
00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:07,326
We're not trying to mess with your "wow," okay?
596
00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:10,416
But whatever gadget or gizmo you're using
597
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:11,460
To perform this trick,
598
00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:14,507
It--it might be dangerous.
599
00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:17,336
- You're such a noodge.
600
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:19,120
You know what I'm talking about, don't you, gorgeous?
601
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:23,037
Come over here.
602
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,387
[paper rustling]
- This is a trick.
603
00:22:25,518 --> 00:22:26,736
- [laughs]
604
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,825
- What I'm doing is real magic.
605
00:22:28,956 --> 00:22:34,222
- So, you're levitating people with just your mind.
606
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:39,836
- And...Energy from the audience.
607
00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:44,928
It's what I've-- it's what I've lived for.
608
00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:50,194
This is the moment.
609
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,459
- Look, you see, the thing is, monty,
610
00:22:53,589 --> 00:22:56,287
There might be some unfortunate side effects
611
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,115
On the people you're levitating.
612
00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:01,380
- Is there any way that you could maybe show us
613
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:03,643
How the-- how the trick works?
614
00:23:03,773 --> 00:23:05,427
- Well, that would be my great pleasure.
615
00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:06,733
I'd be delighted.
616
00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:08,169
But I need an audience, you know.
617
00:23:08,299 --> 00:23:09,431
I need the energy.
618
00:23:09,562 --> 00:23:12,391
Come to the matinee as my guests.
619
00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:15,263
I'll waive the two-drink minimum,
620
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,395
But not the cover.
621
00:23:16,525 --> 00:23:18,309
- Right.
622
00:23:21,138 --> 00:23:22,923
- Silver princess was already stripped bare
623
00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:23,924
But the time I got to her.
624
00:23:24,054 --> 00:23:25,491
Checked her equipment. Nothing.
625
00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:27,101
- Yeah, nothing in sir henry's research either.
626
00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:28,058
Horses had different breeders,
627
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:29,364
Different trainers, different everything.
628
00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:30,974
- Well, what about race day routines?
629
00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:32,672
- Nothing that--
630
00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:35,457
Wait, all three horses saw the track vet
631
00:23:35,588 --> 00:23:37,067
With an injury the day before they raced.
632
00:23:37,198 --> 00:23:38,547
- So why'd the jockeys get hit?
633
00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,288
Something the vet used on them? Stitches, bandages,
634
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,768
Something the jockeys touched?
635
00:23:43,378 --> 00:23:44,031
- And then it somehow drains the adrenaline from the jockey--
636
00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:45,380
- And pumps it into the horse to make it win.
637
00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:46,468
- A boost of adrenaline.
638
00:23:47,817 --> 00:23:49,210
- Let's go have a wee chat with dr. Doolittle.
639
00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:50,254
[horse neighs]
640
00:23:51,342 --> 00:23:52,431
- What?
641
00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:53,519
I'm not laughing at you,
642
00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:54,955
I'm laughing with the horse.
643
00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:57,218
[imitates whinnying]
644
00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:58,132
[horse whinnies]
[laughs] see?
645
00:23:58,262 --> 00:24:00,439
- Mm-hmm.
646
00:24:01,918 --> 00:24:06,270
- I think...You have it.
647
00:24:08,838 --> 00:24:10,579
The jack of diamonds, right?
648
00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:14,017
[applause]
649
00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:18,413
What are you, some kind of a kleptomaniac?
650
00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:19,806
Come on.
651
00:24:19,936 --> 00:24:21,634
Let's hear it for this guy!
652
00:24:21,764 --> 00:24:23,723
Get off the stage, you bum.
653
00:24:23,853 --> 00:24:25,159
- So, when he gets to the levitation bit,
654
00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:26,508
We pull the plug?
655
00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:28,423
- No, we gotta get eyes on the artifact first,
656
00:24:28,554 --> 00:24:30,643
And then stop him before he can use it.
657
00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:33,080
- My next trick is quickly becoming the envy
658
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,560
Of every magician in las vegas,
659
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:36,170
I daresay, the world.
660
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:40,087
I have been performing this amazing feat on volunteers.
661
00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:46,049
However, questions have arisen as to its very safety.
662
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:48,269
And so, tonight in order to prove that
663
00:24:48,399 --> 00:24:50,097
It is in no way harmful,
664
00:24:50,227 --> 00:24:53,535
I shall endeavor to levitate myself.
665
00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:54,797
- No!
666
00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:56,712
I mean--
[laughs]
667
00:24:56,843 --> 00:24:57,887
Monty, I don't think that's a very--
668
00:24:58,018 --> 00:25:00,542
- Rose, my lovely rose.
669
00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:04,111
The government has sent us two of its finest agents
670
00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:08,332
To investigate my magic, and I must prove to them
671
00:25:08,463 --> 00:25:09,943
That it is safe.
672
00:25:10,073 --> 00:25:11,510
I would ask you now
673
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,077
To please put your hands over your heats,
674
00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:16,732
And when I say, "rise up,"
675
00:25:16,863 --> 00:25:21,302
You will lift me off the stage with the combined power
676
00:25:21,432 --> 00:25:26,089
Of your minds and my magic.
677
00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:28,657
- Uh.... Sorry, guys.
678
00:25:28,788 --> 00:25:31,051
Monty, we-- we can't let you do this.
679
00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:33,314
- Stand back, government man.
680
00:25:33,444 --> 00:25:36,709
Rise! Rise up!
681
00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:37,753
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
682
00:25:37,884 --> 00:25:39,712
- Pete!
683
00:25:42,889 --> 00:25:46,109
- I can't control it.
684
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,069
- Monty, where are you going? Come back.
685
00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:51,158
Hey, get me down.
- Pete?
686
00:25:56,598 --> 00:26:00,602
[cheers and applause]
687
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,088
- [laughs]
688
00:26:08,218 --> 00:26:11,874
- Pete! This isn't funny.
689
00:26:12,005 --> 00:26:15,704
- This is the awesomest artifact whammy ever.
690
00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:19,403
- How awesome will it be when you asphyxiate in the clouds?
691
00:26:19,534 --> 00:26:21,580
- A lot less awesome?
- Yes.
692
00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:23,103
- Are you all right?
693
00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:25,540
- I'm a little gassy.
- Where is monty?
694
00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:28,761
- He ran off. I think he was scared.
695
00:26:28,891 --> 00:26:30,023
- What? Scared? Why?
696
00:26:30,153 --> 00:26:31,154
We're not going to hurt him.
697
00:26:32,503 --> 00:26:33,113
- I don't think that he meant to levitate you,
698
00:26:34,549 --> 00:26:35,071
And if he thought that he couldn't control his trick--
699
00:26:36,029 --> 00:26:38,074
Well, it might have scared him.
700
00:26:38,205 --> 00:26:39,728
- Does he have a dressing room here?
701
00:26:39,859 --> 00:26:42,513
- No, he probably just went home.
702
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:44,167
- Nobody's here, myks.
703
00:26:44,298 --> 00:26:47,170
Monty's room is clean except for a bunch of heart medication.
704
00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:48,650
The guy's hanging on by a thread.
705
00:26:48,781 --> 00:26:51,131
- You know, his assistant, rose, never told us
706
00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:53,394
That she lived here.
- Ooh, nice.
707
00:26:53,524 --> 00:26:55,309
No wonder he's got a heart condition.
708
00:26:55,439 --> 00:26:57,964
Man, I hope I have a hot, young girlfriend when I'm his age.
709
00:26:58,007 --> 00:26:58,225
- Well, it's good that you have a five-year plan.
710
00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:04,013
No, Pete, I think that she's his--his granddaughter.
711
00:27:04,144 --> 00:27:05,058
- Now it's a turnoff.
712
00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:06,929
- Check this out.
713
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,583
- Saint joseph of cupertino.
714
00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:10,846
Cupertino, california, has a saint?
715
00:27:10,977 --> 00:27:11,978
- [laughs] no.
716
00:27:12,108 --> 00:27:13,327
It's a 17th century friar.
717
00:27:13,457 --> 00:27:15,024
He was said to be able to levitate.
718
00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:17,679
- Oh. Okay.
719
00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:19,638
So hot, young granddaughter
720
00:27:19,768 --> 00:27:22,205
Finds magic cupertino floaty thing
721
00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:24,120
And gives it to loveable, sick grandpa.
722
00:27:24,251 --> 00:27:25,382
- It'd be a great present for someone
723
00:27:25,513 --> 00:27:27,733
Who's always dreamt of finding real magic.
724
00:27:27,863 --> 00:27:30,126
- Yeah, but myks, he was so sure
725
00:27:30,257 --> 00:27:31,171
That he did himself.
726
00:27:32,476 --> 00:27:33,608
Wouldn't it be a better gift not to tell him?
727
00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:35,958
- And let him believe it is real magic?
728
00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:37,220
- [snaps fingers] right.
729
00:27:37,351 --> 00:27:39,179
And she knew monty wouldn't come here.
730
00:27:39,309 --> 00:27:41,181
Needed us out of the way, but why?
731
00:27:41,311 --> 00:27:44,053
So she could run? I mean, that doesn't feel right.
732
00:27:44,184 --> 00:27:47,230
- No, no, she's doing this for monty.
733
00:27:47,361 --> 00:27:50,494
Pete, what if rose wanted to give her grandfather
734
00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,148
A last hurrah.
735
00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:55,325
Something so that this town will always remember
736
00:27:55,456 --> 00:27:57,110
Monty the magnificent.
737
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,981
- Like maybe an outdoor promotional event.
738
00:27:59,025 --> 00:27:59,242
Myks, we told monty that val couldn't make it tonight.
739
00:28:02,028 --> 00:28:04,117
- Let's go.
740
00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:08,643
- Knew I'd find you here.
741
00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:13,039
- The government fella? Is he all right?
742
00:28:13,169 --> 00:28:14,475
- He's with the government.
743
00:28:14,605 --> 00:28:16,695
It's their job to pretend that things
744
00:28:16,825 --> 00:28:20,350
That they don't understand are dangerous.
745
00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:26,487
- Sweetheart, I think I'm done.
746
00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:28,707
- Gramps, don't say that.
747
00:28:28,837 --> 00:28:31,579
- Mm-mm. Listen.
748
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,364
Adorable rose,
749
00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:38,368
When your eyes go, you stop painting.
750
00:28:38,499 --> 00:28:42,851
When your knees go, you stop dancing.
751
00:28:42,982 --> 00:28:47,856
And when you can't do what you do best,
752
00:28:47,987 --> 00:28:50,076
You walk away with dignity.
753
00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:51,381
- That's ridiculous.
754
00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:54,733
Look, maybe you can't levitate yourself.
755
00:28:54,863 --> 00:28:58,084
Maybe, you know, you were thinking about that man,
756
00:28:58,214 --> 00:28:59,912
And that's why he went up.
757
00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:04,090
- We used to fill this place, your grandma and I.
758
00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:08,311
Standing room only.
759
00:29:08,442 --> 00:29:13,186
[applause]
760
00:29:13,316 --> 00:29:14,927
- Well, then let's prove to the world
761
00:29:15,057 --> 00:29:16,406
That you're the greatest there is,
762
00:29:16,537 --> 00:29:20,759
And then walk away with dignity.
763
00:29:20,889 --> 00:29:23,587
- I'm not gonna put anyone else in danger.
764
00:29:23,718 --> 00:29:25,111
- No, there's no danger.
765
00:29:25,241 --> 00:29:28,027
Use me. I trust you.
766
00:29:28,157 --> 00:29:30,638
You know, I hear val preston's disappeared.
767
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,945
Might not even show up for his val-apalooza.
768
00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:34,424
- Yeah, that's what they said too.
769
00:29:34,555 --> 00:29:36,644
- So we'll steal his audience.
770
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,951
Levitate me outside.
771
00:29:39,081 --> 00:29:40,561
We'll knock their socks off.
772
00:29:40,691 --> 00:29:43,999
- "steal his audience"?
773
00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:46,001
Now you're talking.
774
00:29:46,132 --> 00:29:47,350
- [laughs]
775
00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:51,050
- I have no idea why those particular horses are winning.
776
00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:52,791
- I know that you're telling the truth,
777
00:29:52,921 --> 00:29:53,966
But what about their injuries?
778
00:29:55,228 --> 00:29:56,098
Were there any similarities between them?
779
00:29:57,273 --> 00:29:59,449
- No, the first one had a leg strain,
780
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:01,974
The second one had lacerations on her abdomen,
781
00:30:02,104 --> 00:30:03,540
And the third one had minor burns
782
00:30:03,671 --> 00:30:04,541
On the back of his neck.
783
00:30:04,672 --> 00:30:05,804
- What, burns?
784
00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:08,197
- Some jockeys use a small, handheld device
785
00:30:08,328 --> 00:30:10,634
Called the box that delivers an electrical charge.
786
00:30:10,765 --> 00:30:12,985
It makes the horses run harder.
787
00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:14,029
- Is that even legal?
788
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,075
- Of course not. It's barbaric.
789
00:30:16,205 --> 00:30:17,728
If I ever caught a jockey using one,
790
00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:20,079
I'd apply it to his testicles.
- Word.
791
00:30:20,209 --> 00:30:21,820
- Were the other injuries caused by abuse?
792
00:30:21,950 --> 00:30:23,212
- Probably.
793
00:30:23,343 --> 00:30:25,475
The leg strain can come from running an animal
794
00:30:25,606 --> 00:30:26,825
Harder than necessary
795
00:30:28,217 --> 00:30:30,176
And the lacerations from an illegally long whip,
796
00:30:30,306 --> 00:30:32,787
But all very difficult to prove.
797
00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:35,137
- What if somebody saw this, knew they couldn't prove it,
798
00:30:35,268 --> 00:30:36,791
Wanted to do something about it.
799
00:30:36,922 --> 00:30:38,271
- And punish the abusive jockey.
800
00:30:38,401 --> 00:30:41,056
How did these injuries come to your attention?
801
00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:43,842
- Well, my assistant takes all of the bookings.
802
00:30:43,972 --> 00:30:45,800
Can I have a look?
803
00:30:45,931 --> 00:30:48,150
[phone beeps]
Right.
804
00:30:48,281 --> 00:30:50,805
Interesting.
805
00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:53,242
All three injuries were reported by the same stable boy,
806
00:30:53,373 --> 00:30:55,418
A ricky jackson.
807
00:30:55,549 --> 00:30:58,944
- Has ricky reported any other abused horses recently?
808
00:30:59,074 --> 00:31:00,336
- Devil's share.
809
00:31:00,467 --> 00:31:03,078
Just in last night with a bruised deltoid.
810
00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:04,993
Obviously, his jockey cropped him far too hard.
811
00:31:05,124 --> 00:31:06,647
- Devil's share's in the next race.
812
00:31:06,777 --> 00:31:07,866
You find this ricky kid.
813
00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:09,258
I'm gonna stop that horse from running.
814
00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:11,608
- Yes! Cupertino's medal.
815
00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:12,958
It hasn't been seen in centuries.
816
00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:13,219
Rumored to give the bearer the power
817
00:31:15,003 --> 00:31:16,439
To levitate whoever they choose.
818
00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:18,267
- Well, rumor confirmed.
819
00:31:18,398 --> 00:31:21,488
- But why are people shooting up into the sky?
820
00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:23,011
- Well, that's inconclusive,
821
00:31:24,621 --> 00:31:27,102
And cupertino was not in control of his ability to levitate.
822
00:31:27,233 --> 00:31:29,017
In fact, the church banned him from public ceremonies.
823
00:31:29,148 --> 00:31:31,063
They were afraid that he would incite chaos.
824
00:31:31,193 --> 00:31:32,978
- Well, maybe that's the downside.
825
00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:33,239
The victims of levitation later lose control.
826
00:31:36,198 --> 00:31:37,939
- Yeah, something's gotta trigger these victims
827
00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:39,158
Going up a second time.
828
00:31:40,594 --> 00:31:41,812
- Yeah, well, let's look into that asap, shall we?
829
00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:44,163
- Yeah, if we don't bag this artifact soon,
830
00:31:44,293 --> 00:31:45,991
Pete here is hopping the stairway to heaven.
831
00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:48,994
- It's "buying."
832
00:31:49,124 --> 00:31:50,560
"buying the stairway to heaven."
833
00:31:50,691 --> 00:31:52,954
- Well, I'm not a rolling stones expert.
834
00:31:53,085 --> 00:31:53,999
- Oh, no.
835
00:31:54,129 --> 00:31:56,175
- In any case, make sure that--
836
00:31:58,438 --> 00:32:00,005
- Go ahead. I'll wait.
837
00:32:00,135 --> 00:32:01,615
- Artie, who's there?
838
00:32:01,745 --> 00:32:03,791
- [sighs] no one.
839
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,140
Just make sure you keep a roof
840
00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:07,186
Over Pete's head until you bag the artifact.
841
00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:09,014
- Pancho villa's boots.
842
00:32:09,144 --> 00:32:11,494
You're here to check them out like this is a library?
843
00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:12,756
- You're hilarious.
844
00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:15,194
Mr. Villa committed unconscionable acts
845
00:32:15,324 --> 00:32:17,283
In these boots, and yet he was never bothered by them.
846
00:32:17,413 --> 00:32:18,414
It imbued him with--
847
00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:20,112
- The power to numb any grief or guilt
848
00:32:20,982 --> 00:32:21,983
Caused by one's own actions.
849
00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:22,244
I am not the one that is new here.
850
00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:26,814
- I know about this, Artie.
851
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:30,078
A man who insists on fighting his battle alone,
852
00:32:30,209 --> 00:32:33,168
Who shuts everyone out until his grief consumes him
853
00:32:33,299 --> 00:32:34,256
And there's nothing left
854
00:32:35,431 --> 00:32:37,303
But fury and sadness and self-loathing.
855
00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:39,174
- I'm glad I'm so easy to categorize.
856
00:32:39,305 --> 00:32:42,177
- Why don't you just save everyone the torment
857
00:32:42,308 --> 00:32:44,832
Of watching you self-destruct and put on the boots?
858
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:48,401
- So the regents briefed you on exactly what happened.
859
00:32:48,531 --> 00:32:50,185
That does not mean you know me.
860
00:32:50,316 --> 00:32:53,493
- I don't know you. Only your struggle.
861
00:32:53,623 --> 00:32:56,061
I know this because I have seen it.
862
00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:57,540
I've lived it.
863
00:32:57,671 --> 00:33:00,065
And I promised myself I would never put myself
864
00:33:00,195 --> 00:33:01,588
In the position to live through it again.
865
00:33:01,718 --> 00:33:03,155
And yet, here I am, trying to save the life
866
00:33:03,285 --> 00:33:04,373
Of yet another man who--
867
00:33:05,635 --> 00:33:06,680
- No, no, no, no, no. No need to save me.
868
00:33:06,810 --> 00:33:08,073
I'm fine.
- Yes, yes, yes.
869
00:33:08,203 --> 00:33:11,163
That's exactly what he said, and then I lost him.
870
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,996
- A patient.
871
00:33:19,214 --> 00:33:22,174
- Grief, agent nielson,
872
00:33:22,304 --> 00:33:25,133
Real, gut-wrenching grief
873
00:33:25,264 --> 00:33:28,049
Is not something you can power through or ignore.
874
00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:30,704
There's no detours, no shortcuts.
875
00:33:30,834 --> 00:33:33,837
You look it in the eye and you do battle,
876
00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:36,623
And you keep doing battle until you are finished with it,
877
00:33:36,753 --> 00:33:38,190
And it is finished with you.
878
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,019
And if you're not willing to accept that,
879
00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:44,848
Then it will eat you alive.
880
00:33:50,202 --> 00:33:55,120
And yes, he was a patient.
881
00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:04,868
[overlapping chatter]
882
00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:12,050
- Excuse me. Pardon me.
883
00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:15,053
Hello?
884
00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:19,187
Hello.
885
00:34:19,318 --> 00:34:23,496
Seems that val's not gonna make it.
886
00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:25,541
[audience ohs]
887
00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:27,065
But I am.
888
00:34:27,195 --> 00:34:31,069
I am monty the magnificent!
889
00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:36,204
[cheers and applause]
890
00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:41,122
And assisted by my lovely rose,
891
00:34:41,253 --> 00:34:44,778
I will dazzle you with something never before seen
892
00:34:44,908 --> 00:34:47,128
On a scale this size.
893
00:34:47,259 --> 00:34:50,088
Real magic.
894
00:34:50,218 --> 00:34:53,526
No wires, no hidden platforms.
895
00:34:53,656 --> 00:34:57,138
Real magic has nothing to hide.
896
00:34:57,269 --> 00:35:02,230
Tonight, I will levitate this beautiful young lady
897
00:35:02,361 --> 00:35:03,797
Across the entire plaza.
898
00:35:03,927 --> 00:35:04,798
That's right, folks.
- Pete!
899
00:35:04,928 --> 00:35:06,104
- What?
900
00:35:06,234 --> 00:35:07,105
- We still don't know what triggers people
901
00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:08,193
Shooting into the stratosphere.
902
00:35:09,368 --> 00:35:09,411
You can't be out here in the open air.
903
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:10,412
- Aww, come on, coach.
904
00:35:11,631 --> 00:35:11,761
It's the fourth quarter-- don't bench me.
905
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:14,808
- Pete, I left cookies in the glove compartment.
906
00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:16,984
- Ooh.
907
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,029
- To do this, I need all of you to put
908
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,988
Your hand over your hearts.
909
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,382
[car beeps]
- Liar!
910
00:35:23,512 --> 00:35:24,600
- You too, sonny.
911
00:35:24,731 --> 00:35:25,949
[laughter]
912
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:30,650
Focus on rose.
913
00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:33,348
And on my command,
914
00:35:33,479 --> 00:35:38,962
You and I will lift her up into the air together.
915
00:35:39,093 --> 00:35:40,616
- Pete, rose has it.
916
00:35:40,747 --> 00:35:44,142
- Now rise up.
917
00:35:44,272 --> 00:35:46,013
- It's on a chain around her neck.
918
00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:46,231
- All right, all right, that's good to know.
919
00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:49,538
[audience ohs]
920
00:35:49,669 --> 00:35:54,587
[cheers and applause]
921
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,902
- Now what's the--
922
00:36:06,033 --> 00:36:07,077
Oh, no.
923
00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:17,175
Oh!
924
00:36:17,305 --> 00:36:20,613
Myks!
925
00:36:20,743 --> 00:36:23,529
I think I found out what the trigger is.
926
00:36:27,315 --> 00:36:31,711
[cheers and applause]
927
00:36:31,841 --> 00:36:33,060
- Pete, what are you doing?
928
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:35,671
- Ah, this is probably a bad idea.
929
00:36:35,802 --> 00:36:36,890
- You think?
930
00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:38,326
- Tonight's forecast:
931
00:36:38,457 --> 00:36:41,590
Cloudy with a 40% chance of Pete!
932
00:36:41,721 --> 00:36:43,375
Aah!
933
00:36:44,898 --> 00:36:47,205
- Oh, my god! Let go of my arm.
934
00:36:47,335 --> 00:36:49,859
[cheers and applause]
935
00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:51,034
How'd you get up here?
936
00:36:51,165 --> 00:36:53,385
- Look, I know it's for monty, okay?
937
00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:55,169
But every time you do this,
938
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:56,997
Someone shoots up into the sky and dies.
939
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:57,215
- What? No, that's--that's impossible.
940
00:36:59,782 --> 00:37:01,741
- Unless you take us down and hand that thing over,
941
00:37:01,871 --> 00:37:03,003
I'm next.
942
00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:05,484
- Oh, my gosh, this is gonna crush monty.
943
00:37:05,614 --> 00:37:07,225
- Only if I fall on him.
944
00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:10,489
Look, we won't tell him, okay? I promise.
945
00:37:10,619 --> 00:37:13,927
Just take us down.
946
00:37:24,851 --> 00:37:26,113
- Excuse me. Thank you.
947
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,115
- Myka, wait.
948
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,160
[thud]
949
00:37:32,859 --> 00:37:34,513
- He said you wouldn't tell him.
950
00:37:34,643 --> 00:37:36,602
Please, monty has to believe.
951
00:37:36,732 --> 00:37:38,386
- Believe?
952
00:37:38,517 --> 00:37:41,520
In what?
953
00:37:44,174 --> 00:37:49,354
- Oh, so what I thought was real magic
954
00:37:49,484 --> 00:37:53,532
Was in fact just some cheap trick?
955
00:37:53,662 --> 00:37:55,708
And you two came here to confiscate it?
956
00:37:55,838 --> 00:37:58,972
- No, no, monty. It--it's real.
957
00:37:59,102 --> 00:38:01,148
It's--it's--
958
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,716
Myks?
- I--
959
00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:07,197
- Like they say,
960
00:38:07,328 --> 00:38:11,158
There's no fool like an old fool.
961
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:14,422
- Gramps.
962
00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:26,434
- Ricky jackson?
963
00:38:28,871 --> 00:38:31,744
I know why you are doing this, but it has to stop.
964
00:38:31,874 --> 00:38:32,832
- They're getting what they deserve.
965
00:38:32,962 --> 00:38:33,833
- Yeah, maybe they are,
966
00:38:33,963 --> 00:38:35,008
But you're not judge and jury.
967
00:38:35,138 --> 00:38:36,401
Now we're pulling devil's share.
968
00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:38,011
And this is stopping, ricky.
969
00:38:39,665 --> 00:38:39,708
- Have you seen what the jockeys do to these innocent animals?
970
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,885
It's awful. They should be punished.
971
00:38:43,016 --> 00:38:44,104
- Yeah, what if one of them dies?
972
00:38:44,234 --> 00:38:45,845
Do they deserve to die?
973
00:38:45,975 --> 00:38:49,588
Are you a murderer, ricky?
974
00:38:49,718 --> 00:38:53,156
Come on. Just tell me what you're using.
975
00:38:56,029 --> 00:38:58,118
It's an old piece of an indian blanket.
976
00:38:58,248 --> 00:38:59,119
It was sitting bull's.
977
00:39:00,207 --> 00:39:00,250
It should be underneath the saddle.
978
00:39:01,077 --> 00:39:01,251
[ call to the post]
979
00:39:01,991 --> 00:39:02,383
- Ladies and gentlemen,
980
00:39:03,645 --> 00:39:04,994
Our next race will be the 68th running...
981
00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:05,255
- Oy. Yeah, you.
982
00:39:06,735 --> 00:39:07,649
You gotta get off that horse.
983
00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:08,781
- Are you mad? Get off the track.
984
00:39:08,911 --> 00:39:09,782
- I'm from the racing commission,
985
00:39:09,912 --> 00:39:10,957
And I said dismount.
986
00:39:11,087 --> 00:39:12,045
- And I said piss off.
987
00:39:13,438 --> 00:39:14,700
What the bloody hell are you doing?
988
00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:15,701
- I'm trying to save your ungrateful ass.
989
00:39:15,831 --> 00:39:17,398
- Claudia? Where'd you go?
990
00:39:17,529 --> 00:39:19,052
- Whoa, whoa!
- Oh, oh, oh!
991
00:39:19,182 --> 00:39:20,096
- Oh, my god!
992
00:39:20,227 --> 00:39:22,490
Feel that? See?
993
00:39:22,621 --> 00:39:26,538
That's a really bad feeling.
994
00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:37,244
[electricity crackles]
995
00:39:43,076 --> 00:39:44,730
Listen.
996
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:47,080
You ever mistreat a horse again,
997
00:39:47,210 --> 00:39:48,386
I'll send you to the glue factory.
998
00:39:48,516 --> 00:39:51,127
Tell your friends.
[horse whinnies]
999
00:39:51,258 --> 00:39:53,826
- Are you all right?
1000
00:39:53,956 --> 00:39:57,699
- Uh, yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
1001
00:39:57,830 --> 00:39:58,700
Thank you.
1002
00:39:58,831 --> 00:39:59,832
- Thank goodness.
1003
00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:02,095
I mean, you gave us quite a start.
1004
00:40:08,754 --> 00:40:10,538
[phone chirps]
1005
00:40:15,195 --> 00:40:17,850
- It's right in here, monty.
1006
00:40:21,854 --> 00:40:23,246
- Robert-houdin--
1007
00:40:23,377 --> 00:40:25,771
They called him the father of modern magic.
1008
00:40:25,901 --> 00:40:28,948
It was the 1840s, and no.
1009
00:40:29,078 --> 00:40:31,167
I did not know him personally.
1010
00:40:31,298 --> 00:40:32,168
- [laughs]
1011
00:40:35,084 --> 00:40:38,174
- Harry blackstone, sr's light bulb.
1012
00:40:38,305 --> 00:40:39,045
- [laughs]
1013
00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:41,874
Another cheap trick.
1014
00:40:46,705 --> 00:40:51,318
- There's no tricks here, monty.
1015
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:53,102
The world is full of magic.
1016
00:40:53,233 --> 00:40:56,279
Real magic.
1017
00:40:56,410 --> 00:41:01,023
- Most people just aren't ready for it.
1018
00:41:01,154 --> 00:41:02,503
You're one of the few people
1019
00:41:02,634 --> 00:41:03,591
Who have seen this place.
1020
00:41:04,853 --> 00:41:07,465
- We figured that you could keep a secret.
1021
00:41:07,595 --> 00:41:10,206
- You know, I could put together a whole new act.
1022
00:41:10,337 --> 00:41:11,512
- No, that's not what--
1023
00:41:11,643 --> 00:41:13,209
- Oh, oh--
1024
00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:14,559
Just kidding.
1025
00:41:14,689 --> 00:41:15,864
[both chuckle]
1026
00:41:15,995 --> 00:41:18,214
- Huh, this guy.
1027
00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:20,086
- Well, you want to see some more stuff?
1028
00:41:20,216 --> 00:41:21,957
- Yes.
- Okay.
1029
00:41:27,441 --> 00:41:29,051
- Yeah, I know.
1030
00:41:29,182 --> 00:41:32,315
The kid was just trying to protect the animals he loves.
1031
00:41:32,446 --> 00:41:33,752
- Yeah, people do all kinds of things
1032
00:41:33,882 --> 00:41:35,014
When they want to protect somebody.
1033
00:41:35,057 --> 00:41:35,231
- Are you reaching wildly for a metaphor
1034
00:41:36,842 --> 00:41:38,104
Over tattling on Artie?
1035
00:41:38,234 --> 00:41:39,148
- Who? Me?
1036
00:41:39,279 --> 00:41:41,150
- Look, I get it.
1037
00:41:41,281 --> 00:41:43,457
You're worried about the animal we all love.
1038
00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:46,329
But still, you should have told me.
1039
00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:47,505
[thunder crashes]
1040
00:41:47,635 --> 00:41:48,810
What the hell was that?
1041
00:41:48,941 --> 00:41:51,204
- Karma?
1042
00:41:51,334 --> 00:41:53,162
[imitates whinnying]
1043
00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:55,382
- [laughs mockingly]
1044
00:42:05,914 --> 00:42:10,049
- What am I doing here?
1045
00:42:20,015 --> 00:42:22,670
- I killed someone I loved.
1046
00:42:22,801 --> 00:42:26,369
I don't know what to do about it.
1047
00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:28,546
- Let's talk.
1048
00:42:30,983 --> 00:42:34,983
- [exhales]